Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Scary movies, candy, seasonal pumpkin beer… what’s not to like? Another reason that I love Halloween is looking at all of the crazy costumes. I think Halloween is a great time for parents to play the extremely judgmental and oh-so-entertaining game of “Spot The Ridiculously Inappropriate and Offensive Costume”.
Here’s how it works:
1) Go Trick or Treating with your awesome kids who are dressed in their adorable, fantastic, age appropriate costumes
2) Look around at the other kids and parents and begin reviewing their costumes.
3) Feel guilty about judging for about 30 seconds.
4) Bask in the glory that you’re not the parent who dressed their 2 year old old up as a hooker.
5) Repeat steps 1-4
It’s never to early to teach your little girl what to wear if she wants to get paid for having sex. The movie was call “Pretty Woman” not “Pretty Toddler”.
Well, that’s one way to teach kids not to text and drive.
Not cute no matter what age you are.
The child may be at risk of getting smothered by his giant costume, but hey, at least they put him on his back to sleep.
This is one shitty costume.
For some reason I don’t think the “Beer Pong Table” will be featured in the 4th grade Halloween parade.
Diapers and Fishnets will always have you wind up on the fashion DON’T list.
Reduce, reuse, recycle??
The parents obviously didn’t think this through….how is he going to hold his candy bag?!
Don’t worry, it’s legal in his state.
Is it just me or does this kid look WAY too excited to be dressed up as a suicide bomber?!
Hmmmm, that’s the same face I had when I saw this costume.
I’ve heard of stuffing a bra, but stuffing a onesie?!
I think it’s a little late for that.
BONUS: Worst PARENT Halloween Costume
Which one do YOU think is the worst??