At first glance you wouldn’t think babies and frat boys have anything in common,but when you really think about it, they are pretty much exactly the same. Why?
-They are like obsessed with boobs.
-The amount of farts and burps that come out of their bodies are just out of control.
-They are totally fine staying up all night and napping all day.
-Sometimes their tastes are just downright immature.
– They can smell a little funny and you’re not always sure why.
-There is always some sort of stain on their shirt. Why exactly is it so difficult to keep clothes clean??
-They can be easily distracted by big shiny objects.
-A lot of the time they are just babbling about things you don’t understand. Just smile and nod.
-They tend to be a little too “handsy”. A little pinch here, a little grope there. I mean, come on already!
-One minute you are interacting with them and the next minute they are passed out on the couch.
There you have it, Phi Beta Baby!