Real Housewives…spend hundreds of hours and dollars each month toning and tightening every inch of their bodies.
Real Moms….think that the “YOGA” in Yoga Pants was an acronym for Your Obviously Growing Ass.
Overly Dramatic Temper Tantrums and Meltdowns:
Real Housewives…tend to blame their outbursts on the stress of their 15 minutes of fame and too many glasses of “champs”.
Real Moms…are more likely triggered by lack of sleep, marker murals on the wall and Daddy leaving the toilet seat up, yet again.
Real Housewives… get easily overwhelmed and often need to jet off to fabulously luxurious spa weekends in order to
get lipo and Botox de-stress and rejuvenate.
Real Moms…idea of “Me Time” may include, but is not limited to, hiding in the back of their closet so they can eat chocolate ice cream in peace.
Make Up, Bling and Extravagant Gowns:
Real Housewives…spare no expense to outdo each other with the most natural looking mink eyelash extensions, largest diamonds and vintage Oscar De La Renta gowns.
Real Moms…luxury purchases mainly focus on makeup comes from a Barbie “Glam” set, “bling” that is plastic and miniature dresses modeled after Disney Princesses.
Love to Wine and Dine:
Real Housewives…sip on 50 year old Vintage bottle of Cabernet from their family’s vineyard in Napa while nibbling a fancy amuse bouche.
chug daintily sip Two Buck Chuck while eating cold fish sticks and a crushed bag of Goldfish crackers that they found behind the sofa earlier that day when they were vacuuming up …you guessed it…GOLDFISH.
Real Housewives…spend hours in a salon chair getting primped, prepped and plumped.
Real Moms…leggings, Goody hair ties and a triple layer of under eye concealer are pretty much the extent of a busy mom’s morning beauty routine.
Real Housewives…spend hours at high end boutiques gabbing with friends and stocking up on the newest Louboutin and Birkin bags.
Real Moms…speed shop through the local grocery store while trying to distract their kids from the ridiculously large and garish Bouncy Ball display.
Clothes, Clothes and More Clothes:
Real Housewives…have their clothes lined up on display in impeccably decorated 2,500 sq ft closets.
Real Moms…have their clothes piled up in the laundry room, unfolded in baskets and scattered on the floor of their 2,500 sq ft homes.