1)Are you prepared to give up your “sweet ride” for a fuel efficient family friendly vehicle with goldfish crumbs permanently embedded into the floor mats?
2)Can you picture yourself discussing poop, including color, frequency and consistency, at least once a day?
3)Are you prepared to have the same 6 Disney songs stuck in your head on a regular basis?
4)How attached are you to perky boobs?
5)Are you prepared to function on an average of 4 hours of sleep for the next 18 years?
6)What your views on nipple leakage?
7)Six Pack Abs are soooo 2006, don’t you think that the hot trend now is soft, stretch mark-y stomachs?
8)Are you willing to prepared to fearlessly smell a greenish brown stain on the sofa to determine it’s origin?
9)Are you okay with the fact that your clothes may smell slightly mildewed/wrinkled because odds are I will be too busy and they will sit in the washer and or dryer way too long before I finally get to them?
10)Do you have the patience level to endure hearing the word “why” at least 7,892 times a day?
11)Are you man enough to handle the excruciating pain of stepping on LEGOs and other small toys on a regular basis?
12)You think Push Up Bras and Nursing Bras are equally sexy, right?