1)Look at us with pity and ask if we’d like a consultation when we pass the makeup counter at the mall.
2)Ask “why”, because odds are we’ve already heard that 45,903 times any given day.
3)Bring up Disneyland, Disneyworld or actually anything Disney related in front of our kids.
4)Give a kid stickers, Play Doh or glitter.
5)Mention how you LOVE weekends so much because you get to sleep in.
6)Preach about how TV rots kids’ brains and how you couldn’t imagine letting your child watch it.
7)Brag about how you’ve heard that the baby weight just “slips off” when breastfeeding.
8)Stare at us when our kid is having a tantrum in public. Yes, we hear the screaming. Yes, we are trying to make it stop.
9)Say something like “Oh I don’t know what I’d do if I was a stay at home parent. I’d be so bored”.
10)Only wear yoga pants when you’re actually going to a yoga class.
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