Either my husband is doing this to purposely annoy me or he is developing early onset Alzheimer’s. The worst part is that he seems to be blind to the fact that shoes don’t belong on the counter, pot holders don’t belong on a toilet and Ranch dressing doesn’t go on the bathroom counter. I swear, sometimes I feel like my husband is sending me on a random shit scavenger hunt around our house. Here’s of few of the oddities from this week in Casa de Crazy Mama…
Why wouldn’t there be dirty socks in my daughter’s toy bin?
Chicken, tomatoes, cheese and sparkly pink shoes?! What the hell was he trying to make?!
Hair product, shaving cream and ranch dressing, everything a man needs for his morning routine.