1) Your house is only clean from 3 ft up and above.
2) You never officially learned Spanish, but because of Diego and Dora you are semi fluent.
3) You have resigned to the fact that you will be forced to shower and poop with an audience for at least the next 5 years.
4) You have endured so much pain from stepping on small toys that you are confident walking on hot coals would be a breeze.
5) Coffee is no longer just a drink, but rather a basic human need like food and water.
6) You’ve made so many boo boos feel better with your kiss, that you’re beginning to think you may actually have the power to heal.
7) You’ve cooked so much Mac and Cheese you’ve considered buying stock in Kraft.
8) You say things like “Don’t blow your nose in my elbow crease”.