A portable “Mommy Potty Mouth” bleeper. For those times when “shucks” just won’t cut it.
A color changing diaper that alerts a parent of the contents. So you know the perfect time to tell your husband that he’s on diaper duty.
Stain resistant/dirt repellant/non wrinkle children’s clothing that expands as they grow.
A children’s tv show that does not annoy,bore,illicit eye rolls from parents. Preferably without a bilingual main character with an oversized head that is constantly yelling.
An invisible leash for kids. So you can make sure your kids stay nearby, but you don’t have to be the the parent who has their kid on a leash.
Calorie free, hangover free wine. Enough said.
Tantrum stopping potion. This would be especially helpful to limit mommy’s intake of her own “Dealing with Tantrum Potion”(see above).
Toys that magically put themselves back in their place at bedtime ( I never said these were realistic, a mom can dream).
A Blankie that can stand the test of time without turning a funky grey color and smelling faintly of pee even after four washes.
A live in housekeeper. Yes, I know this is not an invention, but wouldn’t life be SO much easier if we all had and Alice from Brady Bunch to help out?
What do you guys think? What do YOU wish would be invented??