I have always been a little
weird eccentric, so it is not surprising when a totally outrageous statement comes out of my mouth and causes me to think “What the hell did I just say?”. Since I’ve become a mother, this occurrence has become more and more frequent. Whether it’s “Stop putting chewed up hotdog pieces down my shirt” or “Stop trying to make out with the dog”, thanks to my daughter, I’ve been saying some weird sh*t. Apparently I’m not the only one. Some of my Facebook followers shared with me the weird stuff that comes out of their mouth. Here are some of my faves…
DON’T eat your poop!!!!
He’s not naked, he’s wearing boots.
My daughter flipped me off and asked what it meant. I told her it meant you hate God. Yeah, a bit drastic but oh well.
We do not lick our friends.
Why is there Macaroni and Cheese in my pocket?
We do not wave our boy parts at people!!!
Please stop taking the paper off of the brown crayons and trying to eat them… They will not or ever suddenly turn into a tootsie roll!
There is Peanut Butter on that pig.
This is the most colorful poop I’ve ever seen.
My son surprised me in the shower and asked how my “peepee” fell off. I told him it happened because I talked back to my mom too many times.
Get the cat’s head out of your mouth.
Do not put your brother in the dryer again.
Don’t poop in the kitchen.
You farted on your sisters food, so now you’re gonna eat it.
No matter how ridiculously odd things you say may seem, rest assured mamas, you are not alone.