A gift for a Crazy Mama, surviving daily DRAMA; who (probably) needs to take a shower and go on a jog, but would rather park herself on the couch in her favorite jammies and drink from her adult sippy cup… (this guide is brought to you by Red Hippo)
one. pat the husband. enough said.
two. an extra large wine glass that fits four glasses of wine. because let’s be honest, we’re drinking the whole bottle tonight.
three. a necklace that tells it how it is. HOT. MESS. the end.
four. this print is right on the money. It should be framed and hung above the laundry room door.
five. a shower cap, because you hardly have time to shower let alone wash your hair (it’s been like 4 days for me, how about you?!?!)
six. the most amazing bedtime story ever written.