Reason #1 My Wife Drives Me Crazy: She can never make a food order without annoying the entire kitchen staff.
Wife: “I want a side salad with the cheese on the side, no tomatoes, and a extra side of ranch, honey mustard and whatever dressing that is low fat. Be SURE to ask if it’s low fat!”
Reason #2 My Wife Drives Me Crazy:Anything Laundry Related
We have almost been divorced like three times over me putting her stuff in the dryer. So we just do our own laundry now. But, that’s not even the problem anymore…The problem is that she thinks she’s the one who “knows how to do laundry”…she needs to get off her laundry high horse. Once in awhile tries to do all of our clothes in one day. First, she makes a bunch of piles and puts them in the middle of every walkway in the house. She sorts by color, not by items, so our white towels end up getting washed with my white dress shirts. Then, she puts in a load that is too big for our washer causing it to almost break at least once a week. The worst part is that she is constantly puts a load of laundry into the washer and forgets about it. She puts up one load and that’s it! That’s as far as it goes, the piles stay where they are and the oversized load stays in the washer. Of course, the stuff that does make it into the washer to mildew is everything I ever wear. So, every time I play basketball in the morning, I end up smelling like a wet rag.
When all is said and done, I’ll gladly take these inconveniences. Brooke is an amazing woman and even though there are hundreds of things that drive me crazy about her, there are thousands of things that make me love her.