I
think I’ve allowed my husband enough time to lick his wounds after the
last “Reasons My Husband Drives Me Crazy”. So here is the newest
installment of RMHDMC!
Reason #3 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
Rather than empty the dishwasher, the man will use whatever is already in the cabinet to eat/drink out of.
This is one of those things that I just do NOT understand! First off, it's annoying enough that my husband doesn't empty the dishwasher when it's clean, but I can understand that. What I DON'T understand is why he doesn't act like a normal human being and just take a clean mug or glass out of the dishwasher! These are two pictures just from today...
A sippy cup instead of a coffee mug AND a measuring cup instead of a glass! Is it just me or is this really weird??
Reason #4 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
When something breaks or isn't working properly, he always assumes that I did something to it.
If there is food stuck to a plate after it goes through the dishwasher, this is what I hear: "BABE, did you put too much soap in the dishwasher, it's not working!". Or maybe the kitchen sink isn't draining fast enough, then I hear "BAAABE, I told you that you that you can't put popcorn kernels or lemon wedges down the drain, it messes up the garbage disposal!". And the one that drives me the CRAZIEST is when the air conditioner clicks off I hear: "BAAAAABE, did you do something to the air conditioner????". I mean COME ON...my husband knows I'm not stupid. He knows that I am college educated woman who runs a successful business, yet he thinks I can't figure out how to put soap into a compartment that says "fill to this line"?! The whole garbage disposal thing...I'm not an idiot, I'm not exactly trying to put a dinosaur bone down the disposal. And seriously, if I had some special Sabrina the Teenage Witch like powers that allowed me to control things without moving, does my husband really think I'd use those powers to turn off the air conditioner?
Side Note: I originally had a different picture of my husband in this post. I happened to show him this before I put it up. I no longer have that picture on this post. This is why...
My husband looked at the screen and said "Don't post that! I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt and shorts AND my hat is like 10 times too big for my head. Seriously babe, DON'T post iiiiit!"
He then continued to pout and complain about it until I was so annoyed that I took it down just so he would stop whining, I get enough of that from my daughter.
This annoys me because:
a) he dressed himself
b) I didn't know I married a woman. Get over yourself, who cares how you look on your wife's mommy blog!
Is my husband vain? Maybe. Does my husband under estimate my common sense when it comes to basic appliance knowledge? For sure. Does my husband make questionable choices when it comes to drink-ware? DEFINITELY. Is he still the best husband that I could ever have wished for? No Doubt.
**Could you AWESOME ladies (and maybe some guys?) do me a favor? Could you please take 10 seconds and like my Facebook page? I promise I'll post funny stuff! You guys rock!!
52 comments:
thats funny, my husband does the same for food and drinks. he'll use tupperware our sons plastic stuff or even shot glasses to drink from.
I can understand the sippy cup, but the measuring cup is seriously funny shizz!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
Hilarious! The measuring cup was the best. Silly boy, measuring cups are not for drinking out of...
xo,
Allison
So funny! My husband is the same way...drives me crazy!
This post is hilarious!
lol i definitely agree with all of this! too funny!
This is way too funny! The measuring cup was the icing on the cake lol! Thanks for giving me a great laugh today!
Haha! 26 years later and I still get the "did you do something to the....."
Hahhaha awhhh this was great!!
Thanks for visiting Desperately Seeking Erin! I looove your blog name! Too funny!
Liked your FB page and laughed at this post... it's a bit reminiscent of some of the stuff my hubby says. Following you back now. :)
Haha, I like that part "When something breaks or isn't working properly, he always............"
I face that situation very often.and already liked your fb page n Enjoying ur funny stuffs.:D
http://incentivepennib.blogspot.com/
Following back from the blog hop and so glad I did, Hilarious post!
Hi there!
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and for your comment - I am a new follower:)
I love this post - hilarious ... I have never known anyone to use a measuring jug as a glass before, but to each their own I guess!
Can't wait to read more!
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Hey thanks so much for visiting and following us over at Natural-Nesters!! I am your newest follower and so excited to read more about your advertures as a mom and wifey! :-) I love the name of your blog lol made me laugh!
-Brittany (little Sis)
www.natural-nester.blogspot.com
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Hahaha - I have just started saying "I'm sorry" every time he asks dumb things like what I did to something - of course, he eventually picked up on the bitter sarcasm in my voice...LOL
This is the cutest and most clever series ever!! Stopping by from the GFC blog hop! Love your blog!
That was hysterical! I agree with other comments that the measuring cup is the best! Very funny. I will have to say that I give your husband credit for asking you to remove one picture and allowing you to poke fun at him in the whole post. Not too many wives would allow their husbands to do a post about their annoying habits.
: 0 ) Theresa
Newest follower on GFC, thanks for stopping by my blog. Hilarious photos of your husband drinking out of the sippy cup and measuring cup. What a fun post!
Brooke I just wanted to say that I love this post SO much that I believe that it is a great link up!! You should really consider during those once a week, I mean it sounds like an awesome release of the CRAZINESS and I know that I could join in (even though were not married yet, we have been together 5 years).
I also wanted to let you know that since you followed me I stopped by your blog and love it so I am now your newiest follower!! I also liked you on facebook.
Keep in touch,
Corbin @ Riding With The Forster's
http://love4ever913.blogspot.com/
You are hilarious! I'm so glad you led me to your blog :) Yeah, drinking from a sippy cup or measuring cup is just plain weird. And did he not know you'd post those photos...LOL...my hubby wouldn't care about his hair or outfit, but he'd go nuts if I shared a picture of him drinking out of a measuring cup (I think it's b/c everyone in his office reads my blog). He'd never hear the end of it!
Totlly love this idea of posting wht he drives ou crazy! And what your husbnd uses to drink out of is TOTALLY wierd! But also, horribly funny! New follower from the blog hop!
-Simone
busyasahoneybee.blogspot.com
LOL. I'm also guilty of using whatever I can get my hands on to drink out of... New following from the TGIF Blog Hop :)
hehehe...so funny....and so true...
im definitely following you!!!
Hey! following from Monday Blog Hop! Sorry so late, summer time is crazy with little ones! :) Hope you'll come by and follow back! :) http://wifemomworklife.blogspot.com
Thanks for stopping by my blog! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! And such a good idea! I was just thinking to myself... how can I blog/complain about my husband without really airing my dirty laundry or having him stop talking to me for the next 10 years?! This is cute and funny! Awesome blog! Newest follower from Aloha blog hop!
Your husband is definitely a keeper! He seems to have quite the personality and works it for the camera in the second picture with him and the sip cup. I stumbled upon your blog from the GFC hop and it's pretty nice!
-Milynn
Love & Whimsy
OMG so stinking hilarious!! I think I could start a separate blog about my hubs. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm now following you. Thanks.
http://www.thedivvyspot.com
LMAO! My husband drinks out of the measuring cup too! He also does empty the dishwasher, but he never puts the things back where they belong. He puts them wherever he feels like - so I spend 20 minutes looking for something. THAT drives me nuts!!
Brooke,
Thanks so much for stopping by...I followed back and liked your fb page. Come like ours! We're Ava Grace's Closet.
I have to tell you I literally lol'd at the picture of your hubby drinking from the sippy and measuring cup. Men are ALL the same.
This IS funny stuff, especially the measuring cup...and I want to like your fb page...but it appears my fb account (set up not as an individual but for my blog- bad move) won't let me like...I can't figure it out...but I will friend/like your other social media. Cheers!
I take that back...it did let me like you- YAY!!
A measuring cup?! That is funny. I'm lucky I have a really neat husband...in fact, sometimes he's neater than I am. Thanks for following my blog, I just joined yours too ♥
Hey - thanks for dropping by my blog the other day! I'm now your newest follower :)
So funny!!
Following you back from Flip Flop Reviews and Plus One Times Eleven Million! :)
I just stopped by to check you out after you stopped by to check me out... and then I laughed hysterically. My husband would drink out of a cereal bowl if I allowed it. What's up with that. I am now your newest follower... and I stopped by your fb page too ;)
Found you on SITS and you are cracking me up woman. OMG...men are all the same. He swears he doesn't see the dust and dirt right in front of him.
You are hilarious. It's nice to know there is more than one crazy husband out there. Thanks for dropping by my blog the other day and becoming a new follower. I now am one of your newest members :)
LOL, my hubby blames me for everything too! In this house I am the "killer of everything" according to him. Eh, I just go with it! I am thinking you should do a link up for RMHDMC!
{following back from the hop}
ouch... my sides hurt from laughing. Thanks a lot. I can't believe he drinks out of a measuring cup. so lazy... and funny. Oh, and my husband blames all broken things on me too. So annoying
Shot glasses, that's great!! Men are freaks!
Thank you SO much!!! I'm so excited!!
Ha, like he had a choice whether or not I posted;)!!
Thanks Corbin!! I think I'm going to do this as a link up on Wednesday!! I'll post on facebook when I know more details!:)
I actually do too!Ha:)
Ughhhh, my husband does the same thing! How does it make any sense to put baking dishes next to coffe mugs?!
Husbands just love to place blame on anyone but themselves,huh? I think I'm going to do a link up for RMHDMC on Wednesday!
Oh my goodness! That is too funny! I'm a new follower from monday mommy mingle.
haha, too funny. love it
oh sweet goodness this could be by husband. He looks in the cabinets, and if the cup he wants isn't in there, I have to come wash it for him, or he just decides he doesn't want to drink! And every time I post a picture of him on my blog he yells the same thing..."I told you not to put pictures of me on there!"
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