I think I’ve allowed my husband enough time to lick his wounds after the last “Reasons My Husband Drives Me Crazy”. So here is the newest installment of RMHDMC!
Reason #3 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
Rather than empty the dishwasher, the man will use whatever is already in the cabinet to eat/drink out of.
This is one of those things that I just do NOT understand! First off, it’s annoying enough that my husband doesn’t empty the dishwasher when it’s clean, but I can understand that. What I DON’T understand is why he doesn’t act like a normal human being and just take a clean mug or glass out of the dishwasher! These are two pictures just from today…
A sippy cup instead of a coffee mug AND a measuring cup instead of a glass! Is it just me or is this really weird??
Reason #4 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
When something breaks or isn’t working properly, he always assumes that I did something to it.
If there is food stuck to a plate after it goes through the dishwasher, this is what I hear: “BABE, did you put too much soap in the dishwasher, it’s not working!”. Or maybe the kitchen sink isn’t draining fast enough, then I hear “BAAABE, I told you that you that you can’t put popcorn kernels or lemon wedges down the drain, it messes up the garbage disposal!”. And the one that drives me the CRAZIEST is when the air conditioner clicks off I hear: “BAAAAABE, did you do something to the air conditioner????”. I mean COME ON…my husband knows I’m not stupid. He knows that I am college educated woman who runs a successful business, yet he thinks I can’t figure out how to put soap into a compartment that says “fill to this line”?! The whole garbage disposal thing…I’m not an idiot, I’m not exactly trying to put a dinosaur bone down the disposal. And seriously, if I had some special Sabrina the Teenage Witch like powers that allowed me to control things without moving, does my husband really think I’d use those powers to turn off the air conditioner?
Side Note: I originally had a different picture of my husband in this post. I happened to show him this before I put it up. I no longer have that picture on this post. This is why…
My husband looked at the screen and said “Don’t post that! I’m wearing a long sleeve shirt and shorts AND my hat is like 10 times too big for my head. Seriously babe, DON’T post iiiiit!”
He then continued to pout and complain about it until I was so annoyed that I took it down just so he would stop whining, I get enough of that from my daughter.
This annoys me because:
a) he dressed himself
b) I didn’t know I married a woman. Get over yourself, who cares how you look on your wife’s mommy blog!
Is my husband vain? Maybe. Does my husband under estimate my common sense when it comes to basic appliance knowledge? For sure. Does my husband make questionable choices when it comes to drink-ware? DEFINITELY. Is he still the best husband that I could ever have wished for? No Doubt.
**Could you AWESOME ladies (and maybe some guys?) do me a favor? Could you please take 10 seconds and like my Facebook page? I promise I’ll post funny stuff! You guys rock!!