Let me preface this post by saying that my husband is AMAZING. He is everything I could have ever wished for in a husband, he is my everything! With that being said, my husband is constantly annoying me. Sometimes he does it on purpose...sometimes it’s just the way he does things. Either way, he drives me insane. So...I have decided to begin to keep track of his annoying habits in a recurring post called “Reasons My Husband Drives Me Crazy”.
Reason #1 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
He is CONSTANTLY leaving empty boxes/containers in the pantry/fridge.
WHY? Why would someone do that? Is it really that difficult to remove an empty popcorn box from the pantry? Is he forgetful? Early onset Alzheimer's? Is he getting lazy? I hope not because he is the one who gets up with the baby in the morning. Is he trying to get me to divorce him by driving me nuts? There are WAY less annoying ways that he could go about doing that. I just don’t get it. Why, oh why, would any normal person put an empty butter tub/milk carton/mustard bottle back into the refrigerator?
Reason #2 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
He refuses to use a washcloth when bathing our daughter and instead uses his Nike socks.
Our conversation this morning went something like this...
Me: Why are there always wet socks on the floor in Ella's bathroom?
Husband: Because I gave her a bath.
Me: Ummm,ok...so why does giving her a bath always result in you having one soaking wet sock?
Husband: I need something to wash her with.
Me: Wait...when you give her a bath you wash her with a sock?! What is wrong with you?! You can't wash her with a sock!
Husband: Why not? It's clean.
Again, I am at a loss for any other word than...WHY?!
9 comments:
Gah!!! I'm having the empty box/jug/bag/toilet paper roll prob at my house too...only it's my kids. Now the sick thing? That's a first for me. Weirdo. Lol.
SOCK...not sick!!!
The milk thing I can handle....the sock?? Lol guys are so weird! I'm a new follower, found you on Bloggy moms. Hope you will check out my blog Busymee.blogspot.com
Haha I can totally relate to this! My husband can never seperate his undershirt from the shirt he wears over it!!
Stopping by from the Blog Star. I want to do this for my husband too! He drives me crazy! Never shuts a light off after he leaves a room. No idea why!
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oh #2!! that made me laugh so hard!!
hey there- thanks for the follow- i am following back and laughing my way through your posts!!!
I love this. Just yesterday I found an empty granola bar box in the cabinet! They are just from another planet!
I think the empty carton thing is build into the Y Chromosome. It seems to be universal with the male species! As for the socks, that seems like a lazy thing (too difficult to hold onto a washcloth). Probably an easy fix if you pick up a few bath mits. Although for a guy, bath mits are a losser fit than socks and would probably come off more easily - still too difficult. ;)
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