Let me preface this post by saying that my husband is AMAZING. He is everything I could have ever wished for in a husband, he is my everything! With that being said, my husband is constantly annoying me. Sometimes he does it on purpose…sometimes it’s just the way he does things. Either way, he drives me insane. So…I have decided to begin to keep track of his annoying habits in a recurring post called “Reasons My Husband Drives Me Crazy”.
Reason #1 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
He is CONSTANTLY leaving empty boxes/containers in the pantry/fridge.
WHY? Why would someone do that? Is it really that difficult to remove an empty popcorn box from the pantry? Is he forgetful? Early onset Alzheimer’s? Is he getting lazy? I hope not because he is the one who gets up with the baby in the morning. Is he trying to get me to divorce him by driving me nuts? There are WAY less annoying ways that he could go about doing that. I just don’t get it. Why, oh why, would any normal person put an empty butter tub/milk carton/mustard bottle back into the refrigerator?
Reason #2 My Husband Drives Me Crazy:
He refuses to use a washcloth when bathing our daughter and instead uses his Nike socks.
Our conversation this morning went something like this…
Me: Why are there always wet socks on the floor in Ella’s bathroom?
Husband: Because I gave her a bath.
Me: Ummm,ok…so why does giving her a bath always result in you having one soaking wet sock?
Husband: I need something to wash her with.
Me: Wait…when you give her a bath you wash her with a sock?! What is wrong with you?! You can’t wash her with a sock!
Husband: Why not? It’s clean.
Again, I am at a loss for any other word than…WHY?!